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Hypostuffinemia secondary to uncontrollable sleeping 🥲

Now I get why they say the first person to live to 150 is already alive. In 20 years, medicine will be next level. We’re entering the era of designer babies, where rich folks can choose traits (ehanced intelligence, height etc) and make their kids less prone to certain diseases

Gotta pay close attention to the family man

champions.

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

Wild actually Don’t waste it. Not to say it’s over after these years either but the work is just even that much harder to make up for the lost time So zoomers, early 20’s. Lock in. 🔐. Don’t waste it.

When the main barber is busy and the random ass barber is trying to make eye contact with me

Brazilian footballers when they sign for a decent team

The genes:

gm You must decide within yourself today, this very moment and this morning that at this moment onwards in your life, losing isn’t an option. 📍

Happy Birthday to a true Nigerian legend, Nwankwo Kanu 🎊

“2025 is gonna be my year” August:

I miss this mould of forward—Bergkamp, Kanu etc. Berbatov is probably the last I can remember. Different game today. I think Gakpo and Isak have shown flashes but it isn't central to their game.

2025 is 59% complete.

I jus dey read dey go, I no even know if e dey enter

Some of these TikTok editors are on something else man