Breaking News: London MP uses the tube!

Is that @ed_miliband flying from London City Airport last week to promote Net Zero for thee not he? Yes it is...

Still enough money left to buy a blonde a beer, eh? Liam Byrne MP

Jeremy Corbyn at Embankment Station Greggs purchasing a pastry - presumably vegan

Dozens of MPs in attendance at Israel's 77th Independence anniversary bash at the British Museum last night, including Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage.

Shami Chakrabotty looking grilled and resigned in a suit on the pavement outside the Lords yesterday.

Saturday May 24: In a pub in Greenwich. Kwasi just walked in, ate a bag of crisps very loudly, sank a pint in about seven minutes and left.

Monday night: a hot and bothered Phil Hammond, open neck shirt / suit making his way from Hyde Park through Mayfair. Must miss those government limos...

How-long-will-she-last Kemi Badenoch at book launch of prolific author @iaindale at St Martin-in-the-Fields Monday. Gave awful speech saying she hadn't read the book and left. #ClassicKemi

A very smart suited Lee Anderson MP walking past MI5 HQ Tuesday morning.

The Penny Mordaunt pops into the legendary Gianni's Cafe on Horseferry Road. Changes her mind and turns on her heel. Ozempic really kicking in.

In the John Lewis clearance sales room Sadiq Khan looking for a deal.

Secretary of State for Defence James Healey living the high life in Qatar Airways' hyper-luxurious Business Class lounge in Doha, with 3 hangers-on. Cheers!

Secretary of State for Defence John Healey living the high life in Qatar Airways' hyper-luxurious Business Class lounge in Doha, with 3 hangers-on. Cheers!

“Physically being in a room together is a really important thing to do ” Sarah Champion tells the The New Statesman politics live conference... via Zoom.

John Bercow, supposedly suspended from the Labour Party, doing a fundraiser for Dr Rosena Allin-Khan. He really wants that peerage.

Friday is constituency day for most MPs, what is yours doing? DMs are open.