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I Will only shed one single tear after finding out Jonah Hill is having a baby with some other regular girl (repeat)

Petitioning for triple stuffed Oreos #triple #stuffed #oreo

I wish there was a car wash for your teeth. Like when you’re too tired to leave the couch but you gotta brush your teeth before bed you could just go through the car wash between the couch and your bed

I feel the same way after I’ve been swimming and after I have a big cry

Oooo baby I got McFlurry fever

Having a mild panic attack because my boyfriend just brought back a McFlurry with a WOODEN spoon in it. The original spoon is an integral part of the entire experience of eating a McFlurry. McDonald's 🇨🇦 speak now.

VIBE KILLERS!!! EVERYWHERE!!!!

My favorite pastime is Sephora.com

Last night I thought deeply about 285 Kent

A cheesecake died in my arms tonight

Guy on street with curly mop singing skinny love at the top of his lungs like it’s 2007

Calgary skyline is kinda butch tbh

I hate being a sensitive lil bish

The Bushwick party girl to Bedstuy grandma pipeline

You know you’re going through a breakup when you’re eating chocolate for breakfast at a sort of unhinged speed

I knew doors would open once I moved back to nyc but didn’t expect it to happen so quickly. Feeling grateful.

The highs…and the lows

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Alone at Irving Plaza to see Aqua play and sing every song off Aquarium at the top of my lungs #selfcare