Albert E. Squoggins (@extra_ploofy) 's Twitter Profile
Albert E. Squoggins

@extra_ploofy

'The Squoggster' or 'Squoggy' to trusted friends and associates

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calendar_today22-04-2020 00:04:26

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387 Following

Stand with Palestine (@aliwilkin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is why Jess Phillips bullshit is dangerous. Supposedly intelligent people now talking as if there is an actual doctor out there who did this. And there's the target, painted on the back on every Muslim and Arab/perceived Muslim and Arab doctor. Fucksakes.

Ash (@ashflytip) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Love the K-hole vibe of the current generation New Builds. Wimpey Dread. You move in thinking ‘somethings wrong here’ but don’t notice the subsidence until your Huel beaker starts spilling of its own accord. french bulldog lies dead on the astroturf. Gut full of microplastics

Love the K-hole vibe of the current generation New Builds. Wimpey Dread. You move in thinking ‘somethings  wrong here’ but don’t notice the subsidence until your Huel beaker starts spilling of its own accord. french bulldog lies dead on the astroturf.  Gut full of microplastics
Albert E. Squoggins (@extra_ploofy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nice work bab, tell an obviously fake story to feed your raging narcissistic saviour complex, while validating the psycho 30% of the population who see anyone browner than a cappuccino as a secret traitor. You stupid irresponsible fucking cretin.

Mr Demos of Pnyx (@gem_ste) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For some reason I’ve remembered that when Clement Attlee was mayor of Stepney, his main policy was targeting slum landlords, forcing them to repair and upgrade their homes and sending sanitary inspectors etc. This would get him thrown out of the Labour Party today.

michael wave (@szmarsupial) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“i went to the hospital and i actually got seen more quickly because of my perfect politics and personal charm” is the sort of thing your most narcissistic acquaintance might claim to general silent eye rolling, cannot believe an MP actually said it to a journalist

onetotwo (@onetotwo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A model where Athwal simply owns the asset, creams off some ludicrous % of the tenants' income as rent and is oblivious to the conditions his "managing agent" inflicts on the tenants, seems incompatible with any of the usual arguments you hear in justification of landlords.

Purves Grundy (@dismalchips) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So one Labour MP is a slumlord, another has freely handed the Tommy Robinson crowd a new racist myth cut from whole cloth and the new rail minister is happy to interfere in procurement to settle personal grievances. That's just this week. This is the competence we were promised.

Emoji Caresser (@lizrummy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I want to see this go all the way to trial solely for the moment when the bailiff instructs Tim to please remove his hat in the courtroom

I want to see this go all the way to trial solely for the moment when the bailiff instructs Tim to please remove his hat in the courtroom
Albert E. Squoggins (@extra_ploofy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What the fuck are they even doing. I'll be surprised if this government lasts even one full term (Starmer definitely won't). They have no fucking idea what they're even saying or why they're saying it at this point.

Albert E. Squoggins (@extra_ploofy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I could start a pod where I just talk into a mic once a week for 45 mins, call it "weekly musings from the world's richest, coolest and most intelligent man (who also has the world's largest penis)" and it would still be less misleading than the name of this podcast.