You really can't argue with stupid. Stupid can't learn.

How is it the Pentagon doesn't know they need to avoid eating at the local Domino's Pizza during a crisis? Who exactly is running national security?

I was driving by a Cracker Barrel this weekend and that parking lot was full. Their PR scheme worked.

ChatGPT has saved my life so much lately that it's almost ridiculous. I can see how it will replace a lot of the online technical support sector. Why mess with that nonsense when ChatGPT can figure it out for you.

ChatGPT just fixed my iPhone. What can't it do?

The problem with most stupid people is that they aren't smart enough to know they're stupid.

Fox News is not remotely news. It's angertainment.

A little over half of all the cells in your human bodies are bacteria. They are just way smaller in terms of mass per cell than a human cell.

I have no idea how MAGA find me, since I don't follow any MAGA people. And only comment on liberal posters. They must be seeking trouble.

The US needs an AI director. Someone with top-level expertise who can advise and direct government agencies at a moment’s notice. Most people have no idea what is about to happen. I'm sorry, but this can't be handled by Melania Trump.

I literally asked ChatGPT if there was a full moon because people are acting completely bonkers in the outside world. It says there was one last night.

Does Apple have any plans beyond the iPhone, or are they just waiting for someone else to come up with something new and make it obsolete?

I can't believe how horrible ChatGPT is with making pie charts. It seems like it should be a pretty basic illustration for an AI data platform.

I won't be impressed by iPhone camera updates until it can take a clear UFO photo.

I would like to request one slow news week.

That Midwestern traffic thing where they clearly have the right of way, but decide to be polite and wave you through. That totally gets on my nerves. We can't invent new rules because you don't want to appear selfish to a random stranger.

We live in a holographic simulation. The only real rules are the basic ones, like human decorum, fairness, and non-violence.

It's interesting how things will happen on TikTok, and you'll think everyone knows. Then it will blow up as a story on Twitter half a day later, or the next day.

When MAGA come at you with slurs and name calling, make sure to immediately report them. Do not engage, report.

Dear Robotics Manufacturers. You don't need to make robots look like they're going to kill all humans.