I wanna marry someone funnier than me but sadly, I am the funniest

I’m gonna be dog sitting for my sister while she’s in LA for a week. She’s really going to my city without me for a second time. Oh she’s evil.

⋆｡°✩carly✩°｡⋆ he better care since it’s you! 😤 i now expect him to invite you to an album release party or even dinner 😌❤️

I made my username Carly when I was a little teenager in 2012 but I didn’t think I’d actually stick with it for this long. 9 years later and Jaden really had to type it out in order to mention me on his story. Oh this is sick.

no cause what is this??? big drippers fr don’t be making sense 😭😭😭

zero respect for men who call women bitches.

@tan_hoodiehunt no cap though

for a few minutes I convinced myself that someone broke into my sisters house and I was terrified. I had 911 ready to go and I know no one else is in this house with me but still.

I have a question

I have a question

no no no we need a live performance of fairytale, thinking about you, happy new year, love me like you do, falling for you, and i can’t be myself

I have a question

I have a question

wait no i promise it’s not 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I have a question

Let’s talk about how Harry is at fault for the entire Karate Kid movie. He invited Dre to the park, encouraged him to talk to Meiying, gave up on translating to Cheng, never told an adult when that could’ve easily stopped it sooner and then Harry disappears until the tournament.

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