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I held multiple short positions on Hyperliquid and today they closed them without profit. This exchange is a joke and clearly doesn’t have enough liquidity. When I’m wrong they’ll liquidate me no problem when I’m right they close my positions got it 👍

Millions of young Gen z guys just got their entire net worth wiped out in seconds. 10x leverage and a 10% flash crash will do that to you. These people will be scarred from risk assets for life.

guy who tweets "just survive" after everyone died from a thermonuclear dump

Hyperliquid didn’t crash, it just graciously closed everyone’s profitable positions on the most liquid pairs (BTC, ETH, HYPE) and called it “auto-deleverage” Thanks for playing Hyperliquid

It’s more nefarious than that. Set up the perp dex meta and incentivize everyone to lever up to earn points for airdrops, send everything nice and steady to ATHs, longs pile in…. and then initiate rape.exe

joined 😭 t.me/screamdao

This would be the silver lining of it all. If wintermute got decapitated in this bloodbath then maybe once the dust settles the healing can actually begin.

“The best way to not lose any money is to not have any to begin with.” -Confucius follow for more inspirational financial quotes 🧠

My thoughts on yesterday’s crypto crash: TLDR: We’ll be fine. We always are. I’ve been in this industry for 9 years now, and I’d say I’ve really seen it all. The COVID crash, the $LUNA meltdown, the FTX collapse, you name it. But what we witnessed yesterday felt very different

Send scam Hyperliquid to zero. Just as bad and just as centralized as Binance.

We are not a serious industry until Binance has vastly less market share.

Can’t get liquidated on assets that don’t have liquidity 😎 ENS Digits holders reign supreme.

Hyperliquid We will liquidate all your money if you were wrong. We will prevent you from making money if you were right. And then, we will pocket all the money for ourselves. We will larp about zero issues, and our cult will still defend us forever because they are braindead. Hyperliquid.

I would trust Casey Anthony and Woody Allen to babysit my kid on Epstein Island with Bill Cosby preparing the bottle and Bill Gates directing the island's medical staff during Rosh Hashanah before I trust Robinhood with one single cent ever again in my life

TLDR: To "protect solvency of our fund" we extremely prematurely closed any profitable positions users had while allowing all unprofitable ones to get liquidated. We have successfully "protected our users" by making 41 million dollars instead of letting them make money

The Hyperliquid glazing on my TL has been *insane* They really liquidated their most loyal top traders, ignoring their stop losses and closing their shorts early and then smoothly handed $200m off to a government insider entity that opened an account less than 24hours before the

lotta mfers learned the difference between isolated and cross margin yesterday ☠️

How is it a buyback if you’re just transferring tokens from the treasury?

“So 95% of the volume is just us sloshing around CZ funds to fake user activity that way the fees generated is really just our own cash going back to us, then we take our own money and buyback our tokens but really we are just transferring tokens from one of the wallets we