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Thank god I’m out of the Midwest. There’s absolutely nothing like coming home to the great state of Newport Beach.

If “your” 25-35 and want to be insufferable, your main circle should be discussing 👇:

Puffervest dad driving a TRX was at the supplement store looking for a weight gainer powder but concerned his 135 lb kid would be “eating too many calories” Bud you’re trying to put some size on your kid, he needs to sack up and start crushing pb&j’s every hour. Get a grip

Football is ruined. Switching to hockey

Chappell Roan should’ve just said “I don’t understand the business I work in and I want more money” What a performative slopfest

Abolish Model Y’s from Uber Black! This is an atrocity

Having different branding guidelines for each asset class we cover is such a fun little wrinkle to deal with.

Nary a driver more dangerous than an early career corporate girl who’s late for Pilates

Cooking up this PPM

Idk what you guys are even complaining about. My crypto portfolio is only down a couple cents? Grow up

I gotta figure out what I'm doing man...

Letting the mist build up on my windshield so the other drivers don’t think I’m soft

Just saw Brian Niccol in a blacked out DBX. Starbucks GMI

Don’t mind me, having a day

Unfortunately I got my first cavity today after 27 years on this earth. I want to apologize not only to my friends and family, but to all those who I let down with my actions. I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn’t happen again, we will #buildbackbetter

Couple in the hot tub was talking about how they canceled their therapists and exclusively use ChatGPT now. We’re so cooked

Working from home is the biggest scam known to man

Crashed out today, felt nice