I just want someone to look at my work the way Willem Dafoe looks at pancake packaging.

Finally stoop beer season

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Hello, I was today-years-old when I found out that The Strokes released new music in COVID and it's a bop. You are welcome.

That moment when you hit "send" on the email and realize you forgot to remove the template name. #doh #pleasebuymycards #smallbizlife

So jazzed to attend #AdobeMAX2020 this year - manage to watch 1 video, then get booted off the platform and can't access the schedule I spent an hour+ building yesterday :( Guess it's not meant to be??? Really sucks. Adobe MAX

Holiday madness: inventory program goes down, items are backordered, and dealing with the most painful pinched nerve that makes everything about running my business 100x more painful. 2021, where are you?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but: small businesses pay the USPS to ship an item. We are not involved in getting the package to your home. I cannot tell you why packages end up where they do in transit; that is a question for the shipping company. #themoreyouknow

(1/2) Additionally, if you are frustrated with how the USPS operates, listen to this episode of NPR's Planet Money n.pr/386COZZ

(2/2) Then realize that half our government wants to suppress access for American people. In 2021, write letters to your elected officials to implore them fix this mess they created. Either every American needs mail or they need Internet and you know the latter won't happen.

In summation: bad laws created by politicians -> the USPS can't operate properly in a good year -> a pandemic exposes how bad it really is -> small business suffers from lost $ and angry customers -> small business dies -> goodbye Main Street, USA.

Get idea. Buy domain. Watch domain expire. Repeat.

This brought me such joy. #yaypodcasts

In just a few days, my account will celebrate a decade on Twitter. That is truly bananas. #feelingold

What is one of your fav tech advances in the past decade? For me, it's the humble check deposit via your phone. So simple, so effective.

Thousands of people binging The Office on Peacock during a pandemic yet those same people will likely never set foot in a traditional office setting again after the pandemic. Is The Office this generation’s Happy Days?

Sometimes my past self does a thing for my future self and I forget somewhere in the middle of the timeline and it's just the best feeling when I discover the thing. Thanks, past Stephanie!

I saw a silly tweet this week and made a thing. "Celebrating" one year of being stuck indoors and feeling lots of feelings. #pandemiclife

Last night a friend made me listen to "Arkansas" by Chris Stapleton and I am here to ask the Internet if anyone else hears the exact music from the song "California Man" by The Move/Cheap Trick in it? It appears no one is talking about this and I am bummed. #musichistory