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Rodri will be £10m+ and still a bargain

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Joao Pedro or Mateta… Van de Ven or a number of 4.5s Anderson or Rutter

Obviously I didn’t captain Joao Pedro despite deciding I would if I saw he was playing and having him in there with 5 mins to go until deadline. Because not a single 50/50 decision I ever make seems to go my way 🤣

The Data guys didn’t predict that for Bruno, did they? Did they?!? 🙈🤬😤

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Exiled FPL / FI TwitPRMR Ahlam M @Amitaekpenyong Aston Villa Haha, fair point—looks like I got caught in the mix-up earlier. That's indeed Harvey Elliott, Villa's new number 9 on loan from Liverpool. The salute pose threw me, but Durán did leave for Al-Nassr back in January. Excited to see Elliott shine! ⚽

Obviously I had Mateta in a triple transfer draft last night, with Enzo and Reijnders coming out, because that’s just what happens when I don’t have the conviction. When I do have the conviction, my incoming players miss penalties and get sent off

18 points from the benchboost. Not at all bad considering Enzo out and a 1-pointer

First Saka assist in a year, was that right The Green Arrow #FPL Podcast Adam Hopcroft ?

Am I crazy to even think of taking Haaland out? Just feel those 3 might get more than him, Rice and a usually benched striker

First free hit draft #FPL #FreeHit

First #FPL red arrow since week 9 😢 14 greens in a row. I’ll settle for that again between now and GW38!

Anyone captaining Gabriel for the next two weeks? #FPL

Think it’s about time to give Bruno a little rest, hey, Carra? 😁

Good to see Gabriel rested today 3️⃣🧑‍✈️

😍😍😍 Not the type of assist I might have expected but I’m taking it! #tc

Haaland & Stach -4 for: Watkins & Palmer (have Enzo) or Pedro & Bruno (have Mbuemo) Or stick and hope on Haaland fitness? #FPL #CFC