In 2021 somehow 3 of Kingston's political parties (💚Kingston & Surbiton Greens💚, Kingston Conservatives & Kingston Independent Residents Group), incl. 2 Kingston Council Councillors, are united in thinking it's ok to patronisingly describe Executive Assistants as bag carriers. It's really not.

My life is now complete goodhousekeeping.com/uk/food/a36417…

Clearly the universe doesn't want me to do any work today

Please 🙏

Why is it I would have to retake my Prince2 qualification because it expired after 5 years, yet I don't need to ever take another driving test?

Anyone know if MySpace is still working? Asking for a friend

I'm about to ask a very stupid question. Can someone with some photoshop skills make my profile photo Christmassy. I'm going to regret this.

Should probably just wish people a happy new month, rather than a whole year. Take it one step at a time

First day back in the office for ages. It did not disappoint. Some dick came upstairs to microwave FISH. Just like old times

My partner left his kindle on the train last night (3rd Feb). The South Western service 2253 from Waterloo to Alton. He left it when he got off at Woking. He's registering it lost online but thought I'd try here to see if anyone had seen it 🙏

Back to London for day 2 of the PA Show Packed train, no seats. At 9am! Nice to see the "new normal" is just like the old one 🙄

Just signed my second consultancy contract!! 🥳🥳

Been sitting on the m25 for the last hour. I'm wondering which brave soul is going to be the first one to get out of their car

I'm pretty sure the number of G my phone gets doesn't actually make the slightest bit of difference to anything

We’re now into December and it seems a good time to remember this time last year when Twitter did my favourite thing ever. If you need a bit of cheer, have a scroll through this piece of perfect craziness.

Doing my Christmas shopping last night and I noticed myself checking the shipping carriers. Anything being delivered via royal mail wasn't ordered and I chose something else

South Western railway keeping their options open this morning

I see that @SW_help are now using pre recorded messages to make it sound like there's a guard on board. 0719 from Woking: guard saying he can't walk down because it's so busy. There are 8 people standing that I can see, and I can see at least 2 empty seats 🤦‍♀️

Finally got #quordle in 7!! 🙌