Ima gonna guess some muppet like fentanyl looking characters showed up on the doorstep, while mom was away, dancing to a catchy tune saying, eat me kids, eat me.

2 shorties against in the last 3 games, wtf Colorado Avalanche ?

FFS ESPN, it's Erik Johnson, not Jack. #GoAvsGo

The missus, Kst, getting some work in with the Wilson Combat 1911 CQB .45 ACP at Mission94 Firearms Education Center. It was her first time shooting it, and she did great.

Marchment the actor. No doubt a pen on Mans but holy moly, Marcment acting like a soccer player. #GoAvsGo

Say it again, Mess, for the people in the back... Rantanen is not playing with MacKinnon, and it shows. #GoAvsGo

To think, 1st round home ice would have likely belonged to the Avs if they had competent goaltending for the first two and a half months of the season. Thanks, Fourgiev. #GoAvsGo

Fuck sam girard

The ESPN #NHL crew really missed an opportunity to tie this years draft lottery results to the Toronto Maple Leafs Florida Panthers game. The New York Islanders won the draft lottery, and the last time they did that (2009), they only picked the #LeafsForever Alternate Captain.

Imagine that, Wes McCauley makes a call to favor the stars.

If you questioned benn being a dirty fuck, it was answered right there.

Go Oilers

This is embarrassing. Carolina Hurricanes

Rod Brind'Amour right now.

Who the fuck is this Snider guy for the Seattle Mariners? DFA his ass.

Colin Snider can't get out of Seattle fast enough. Absoloutely embarrasing. #Mariners

Put the foghorn away T-Mobile Park. The Seattle Mariners are down 6.

Nice time for Munoz to implode. #Mariners

L o l Seattle Mariners

Fuck the Seattle Mariners. Sell the team.