basically every line that left jane krakowski’s lips

Fresh paper by Nikesh: "Preemptive Provable Assertions" 📜 Explore how rollups can enable L2 transactions based on future state assertions while guaranteeing security. Thanks to Taiko.eth 🥁 Nethermind and Fabric for contributing. ethresear.ch/t/preemptive-p…

Accurate and always funny

Confidential smart contracts are coming to production 🔐 We're excited to partner with Zama to build privacy-preserving standards that bring financial institutions onchain. The first release is live — including a confidential ERC20 implementation: github.com/OpenZeppelin/o…

ERC20 with encrypted balances and transaction values. Wow. Mind-blown, geniuses are bringing usable magic to the blockchain. Breakthrough work by OpenZeppelin & Zama 👏 github.com/OpenZeppelin/o…

remember a few years ago when SWers were like “its really bad that payment processors refuse to work on p/rn sites theyre gonna start applying that to normal things too”

"If you don't store the data in the first place, hackers can't access it, it can't be used to train large AI models.." Session co-founder Kee Jefferys on why the future of tech needs to be centered around privacy.

The truth stood behind me, silent, while I handed you something prettier.

We should recognize immortality as a human right so nobody will ever die

1/ Happy to take credit for this stance. Privacy is a human need as basic as food and shelter. I support Roman Storm, and believe Tornado Cash is a Public Good.

I fucking love when morning news shows have comedians on and are completely blindsided by the jokes.

Commissioner Peirce just gave a must-read speech offering one of the clearest defenses of financial privacy in the context of crypto and new technologies yet articulated. As she says: We should take concrete steps to protect people’s ability not only to communicate privately,

4/ The Damage: Only lost a few hundred $ in ETH because I follow strict practices: - Hot wallets for testing only - Small amounts - Segregated by project - Main funds in hardware wallets Without these practices, I'd be posting a very different thread.

The spouse part plausibly, but this is deeply overcomplicating things. There are, to be sure, contemporary artists who can gain you social cachet who you should have eight figures to even look at, but let me propose this extremely real alternate scenario:

Do you take this to be your circus, to join your monkeys to each other's monkeys? To win stupid prizes when the other plays stupid games?

I'm an ambulance driver. You guys would be suprised by how many people just writhe on the floor in pain. That's it. That's their life.

Same energy

eigenrobot Americans teaching their wives to relax and open up: So imagine I had a gun