Terrible from the club to criticise his passing ability

Who the fuck is having salad with Beans on toast?

Thought blimey that is one shit Pizza!

That’s pathetic. Just bored with UEFA football and how’s its reffed. It’s just never a penalty #WALvBEL

DO NOT OPEN THAT FUCKING DOOR!!!

Man, the chips look amazing, the sausages look good. Got to do better with the eggs. No sauce required for me

Impressive Mine was just “Mum”

A little known fact about ex England footballer Danny Welbeck. His Dad was a bomb disposal expert called Stan.

So not this month, middle of next month now. Bet you it doesn’t happen before Christmas

Nope

Yep that will definitely help things!!

That is an utterly sensational goal by Villa.

We are making this dogshit United team look decent. It’s embarrassing how bad we have been. Slow and clueless

How shit does Mo need to play to get subbed?? Ridiculous

The last people I would want to control the police are politicians. Far too many dodgy ones for that.

Not a chance that will happen. Not a single chance

UEFA should be banning the Barcelona player for three games got that, we have such weak refs that are so out of their depth, that this is the type of decision making they come up with, it’s embarrassing players react like that and get away with it every single week.

Slot needs to be better than that.

Woeful. Absolutely woeful. Not one player

And my last sub JOE FUCKING GOMEZ instead of Wirtz! Fuck off