Fuck this shit. This is beyond disqualifying. Racist, xenophobic, hyper-nationalist horseshit.

JD is one of those guys who always thinks he’s the smartest person in the room when in reality he’s just the biggest douchebag in the room

When you sneak into the conference banquet without a ticket

I really want to foment something. You hardly see any fomenting nowadays.

Why does this Magnolia Warbler look like he’s plotting revenge?

When you get her the new Pyle guide for her birthday

A beautiful and important study on the power of bird banding for outreach and education of kids

I am happy to share that I am starting a faculty position at Cornell University! My lab opens in the Dept. of Computational Biology in Jan. 2025. I can't wait to train the next generation of scientists in evolution, conservation, & genomics — watch here for PhD/postdoc positions!

King shit 👑

Mark this as one of the most important papers ever published on birds in the Anthropocene. Just incredible work by Monte Neate-Clegg. His analyses show that birds are best able to deal with climate change by adjusting their breeding onset, not by shifting their ranges.

The perfect car doesn’t exi…

Wow Audubon Society just continues to embarrass itself. Their heinous management practices should really be a larger story in the bird community. So many of us support them (implicitly, financially, etc.), yet they are completely fucking over their workforce at every opportunity.

Damn I think New York Magazine just killed a guy

I got promoted! I no longer assist the professors, now I associate with them!

Fellas, is it gay to drink a milkshake?

When I get p = 0.0499999

Being receptive to criticism is the most important skill you can develop as a scientist

THE HAIR GOD