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Need I say it? ACAB

Holy shit, Tesla stock is going down faster than Lauren Boebert at a bowling alley.

Nice going on security, Elmo.

Mass kidnapper says what. Better hope Jesus isn't real, Greg.

Right wing douchebags never fail to own themselves when they think they're owning the librulz. This toad has nothing better to do than harass GT?

Seems to me that the situation with Andrew Tate demonstrates that Elmo letting all the right wing criminal asshats back on Twitter is going to go a long way toward letting them get themselves arrested. They like to brag about their crimes you know.

Actual Tate quote: "the difference between showering when you're not on a plane and when you are on a plane is that, when you're showing on a plane, you're in the air" What a sage.

So Governor DeathSatan is refusing to allow Florida to report covid cases. Because if you don't report them they don't exist.

Olbermann had an idea. Jeffries offers McCarthy the D vote but everything he threatened to do has to be killed, and none of the Taliban caucus get any important committee seats. And as long as he keeps the deal the Dems support him through the repuke no confidence votes.

Congratulations to Ashli Babbitt on her 730th day of sobriety.

The human sewage now running the House who just made it possible to come to the session armed.

The fuss is about reducing emissions from gas appliances so people in poorly vented houses don't asphyxiate. Reboobligoons are saying Biden is coming for your gas stove. Lying or stupid?

How did it go from "we need better emission standards for gas stoves so the people don't asphyxiate" to "we're taking your gas stove away"?

They really are the dumbest people on the face of the Earth. snopes.com/fact-check/rep…

My response when Ron DeSantis invokes the memory of Martin Luther King while defending slave owners.

Repukeliklan states become more disgusting by the hour.

The most that'd happen would be in 5 or 10 years there might be a sticker on a gas stove saying that they produce fumes that can be dangerous. I'm waiting for the freedom rallies to bring back lead paint, asbestos, steel Tonka trucks and creepy crawly sets. And Easy-Bake ovens.

That's step one. Now jail the criminal.