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Might self doxx this season we’ll see

We should be tipping the mother of 3 who constantly keeps your table clean at the bar/lounge. Not the 23 year old barista with a gender studies degree.

FUCK UNITED AIRLINES!!! IM A CLUB MEMBER

Nobody talking about the absolute dime of a check down by M-16

.Marcel Reed ➡️ Ashton Bethel-Roman

The fact this dustball almost took the Longhorns to a national championship title should put the whole league on notice…

I’ll kind of miss buying the fight with like 5-10 of your boys on Saturday nights

Foreigners LOVE bum rushing the elevator before giving you a chance to get off

eggs be good until you start thinking too much

*venmo incriminating everyone else* Meanwhile Marcel Reed:

Push/pull/legs 6days a week. Chicken and rice all week. 185 grams of protein per day, creatine maxing. Gotta get ready for the season #MoffittMethod

Need more rich single friends

Making us wait til week 3 for the first good game is so weak man

Maturing is realizing Russia is not the enemy. It’s Israel.

Littering is not only my biggest pet peeve but it’s such an insanely low IQ thing to do

Your 2025 Fightin’ Texas Aggies 👍

saying “big third down here”

The boarding process on Southwest is absolutely barbaric

How to fix the UFC: can’t be on the ground for more than 1.5 minutes. After that, ref let’s both guys stand up