There are two kinds of people at Microsoft. The guy who found that SSH was taking a few extra milliseconds to connect and was insistent on knowing why. And the person who has decided the Microsoft Mac RDP client will be rebranded to “Windows App”

This is the kind of trolling I can get behind.

This is what they took from you.

Do you want to see how to deploy C2 payloads to Windows devices via Microsoft Intune Win32 apps AND how to detect it? Check out this X-Force research I conducted earlier this year: securityintelligence.com/x-force/detect…

I’d like to solve the puzzle #DFIU

New way to make HJ-9000 harder, instead of beer, we get half a shot of malort mixed with soda water, each one of those is 100 points. #DFIU

If you know what this is, you may pay with a check in busy checkout lanes…

Absolutely not. If there’s any advice I have to folks getting married: everyone should get a prenup.

Ohhh yeeeeaaaaaaaa

Today at work, I said “F*ck it…” before proceeding with a task I had been avoiding and lo and behold… from the far depths of my brain, arose a tiny yelp of a cry from a smol but mighty fictitious 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚎 and it shouted… “…we’re doin’ it live!!” Missing Hacker Jeopardy #DFIU Crew

Does anybody know if the threadzilla started years ago is still running, I think I muted it. It had multiple reply all storms and branching paths, it was kind of a beautiful nightmare