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Eve Read

@eveyr

Pension and maths geek. Ex-semi pro, now hobbyist singer. Spreadsheet fan. Views all my own.

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calendar_today14-04-2009 20:07:18

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I started the day by finally having a homemade hot cross bun. It only took three attempts and one elapsed month. Also, too light on spice and currants (thanks child #1 for no currants). Definitely a quality driven project.

I started the day by finally having a homemade hot cross bun. It only took three attempts and one elapsed month. Also, too light on spice and currants (thanks child #1 for no currants). Definitely a quality driven project.
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This year’s fox cubs have just made their first appearance!
Ooh and lucky me, I (still) have an old Christmas tree hanging around to provide a lovely backdrop to any photos.

This year’s fox cubs have just made their first appearance! Ooh and lucky me, I (still) have an old Christmas tree hanging around to provide a lovely backdrop to any photos.
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Went to buy a book, couldn’t leave without this puzzle ♥️
Anyone ever done a Adam Simpson before? This is gothically delightful 🧛‍♂️🕯️

Went to buy a book, couldn’t leave without this puzzle ♥️ Anyone ever done a Adam Simpson before? This is gothically delightful 🧛‍♂️🕯️
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I set myself a “backstop” alarm this morning for 7am as I’m not working. Turns out I didn’t need that as the husband decided to double check I was still in bed at 4:30am by patting me (and thus waking me up). 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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We're excited to announce that Smart Pension has exceeded £5bn AUM in the UK.
This milestone recognises not only the hard work and dedication of all of the Smart Team over the last 10 years, but also our excellent partners who have supported us.
Read more: visit.smart.co/3ThMIAG

We're excited to announce that Smart Pension has exceeded £5bn AUM in the UK. This milestone recognises not only the hard work and dedication of all of the Smart Team over the last 10 years, but also our excellent partners who have supported us. Read more: visit.smart.co/3ThMIAG
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It’s a worthy final! As much as I love a Pret Pain Au Chocolate, this is all about the crumpet. Child #2 and I restocked the Read HQ crumpets earlier as they were at dangerously low levels. M&S are our favourites 😋😋

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I can confirm that this is exactly what it’s like to parent an inquisitive child who asks you constant questions - but only when you’re trying to concentrate or get the whole family out of the house.

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Reminds me of the time 60% of our party came home with norovirus from Center Parcs. Most virulent bug I’ve ever experienced. It has put me off savoury pizza for life.

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This is one of the reasons why a 4 hour train journey is better than 3.5 hours (or maybe 5) of driving.

This is one of the reasons why a 4 hour train journey is better than 3.5 hours (or maybe 5) of driving.
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Travelling with an ADHD teen is fun. Waiting for 5 mins to be let on the train was torturous. In other news, we shared a bed and she only kicked me twice (a significant decrease over the years). Now, Premier Inn breakfast or not?

Travelling with an ADHD teen is fun. Waiting for 5 mins to be let on the train was torturous. In other news, we shared a bed and she only kicked me twice (a significant decrease over the years). Now, Premier Inn breakfast or not?
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Me to husband: you ruin the fun of snow at home.
Husband to me: if you had to deal with snow on your laptop while you’re trying to work you’d probably dislike it too.

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