(Hilarity of Robot Chicken sketch) = (- 1/2) X (length of sketch)

(Ability to work retail during the holiday season) = (- 1/2) X (Number of customers whistling along to music playing in store)

(Barenaked Ladies + Drunk Friends) X (Volume of sound system) = Awesome

Your delusions of grandeur = how much you use the walkie-talkie function on your cell phone in public

You like Tim and Eric = You are high. There are no variables.

# Facebook updates about your political cause = Amount I hate you.

Related: (# Facebook updates total ÷ Days account has been on Facebook) x 100 = Percent of a loser you are.

Venom fights on Spectacular Spider-Man > Spider-Man 3 Venom fights

> 3 young white people in a room + an accoustic guitar = guaranteed Wonderwall sing-along

(Facebook friends) x (.42) = # of friends who will complain about the redesign in their status updates for 3 weeks before getting used to it

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