God bless America

"Nice library. Is one of these a trick book?" "How so? "Like you pull it off the shelf and a hidden door opens." "Oh. Yeah, all of them."

joel embiid getting a ride to the Sixers opener x.com/yoel_petros/st…

The universe isn’t fair. But it isn’t unfair either. It’s indifferent. To you and everyone else. Which seems fair.

#MyFirstSexualExperience

Your kid’s not gonna learn this at some expensive academy. This is how you become a goddamn winner.

Needed a full half of pacing...Go Birds Total Evolution Health & Transition by Stephanie E #KFIChristmasChallenge #PillarCorporateWellness

Our 3-yr old just blamed a fart on the cat...my work here is done.

The Year is 2018. We are on the verge of a crypto AI singularity. But the combined R&D budgets of Windows and HP still can't successfully cancel a document that has been sent to print.

Carson for President #changetheagerequirement x.com/cj_wentz/statu…

You want to speak with a Spaniard, you learn Spanish. You want to frolic in France, you learn French. You want to commune with the cosmos, you learn Mathematics — the language of the Universe.

It feels good this way...no controversial calls; nothing like that. No doubt. Just an old fashioned ass kicking. #gobirds

Rewatching the Superbowl on the NFL Network; still nervous like the Eagles might lose it. #neverquitecomfortable

I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearing a glove and swinging a bat. #BabeRuth #SMELLBASEBALL

SIXERS WIN! x.com/sixers/status/…

Florida Fartleks...

See you at The Living Room for my first original show in over a year. Tickets and more info at thelivingroomat35east.com