Bahahahha I feel seen 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Titty fuck me Friday? 💋

That’s right 🫡

Happy Valentine’s Day my friends 💋

The lack of football on this Sunday makes me very sad. What am I even supposed to watch??

Men in their 40s-50s are so sexy. Don’t ask me why, it’s just true 🥵

Add in a beard and it’s like—

Well guys, I found my calling. See you on the flip side ✌🏻🤣

Eloquent even 🤷🏼‍♀️

“Authorization is/is not required”

Currently way too accurate 😩

Hoarding- Buried Alive is fascinatingly horrible. 😩

Happy Heavenly Birthday to my Dad. I miss you— rock on 🤘🏻

I’m fucking over it. Why do I work so hard to get screwed over at every turn? Why, thank you for the bonus you’re putting into my next check—so that the entire check is taxed at a much higher rate basically wiping out the bonus. I’m fucking tired, man 😤😩😭

I’m so sick of being so tired 🥱

Fuck yes Team USA!!! 🇺🇸

I knew they said we were getting a blizzard— but I didn’t believe them. Holy fucking snow Batman!

It’s nearly March people. It’s time to take the Christmas stickers off of your car.

Update::: Got the check. Still no bonus. Corporate is bullshit.