MANY MEN

This is not a flex. This is sad.

A woman who’s crazy about you is more potent than crack. Not many men will experience it.

I hope the next viral trend is empathy and critical thinking skills

We don’t tax unrealized gains. If your stock goes up but you don’t sell, that’s not taxable income. I get it. I agree with it. So why doesn’t that same logic apply to property taxes, especially homes? Why is it that if my house value goes up for whatever random fucking reason,

Not having any condition or illness that requires constant medication.

Thomas Jefferson, 1803

James 5:14-15 🙏

“Everyone agrees with free speech until they hear something they don't like.” - Ricky Gervais

Publicly execute them.

es el chancletazo mejor ejecutado que he visto en mi vida

hey quick question are you fucking kidding me

vibe is off in the pasture today

Despite all my pain I am still a giraffe in the rain

I'm a man.

I, apparently a naive idiot, had assumed that this was what “we background check our drivers” always meant.

the mlb does know more than 2 players exist right

no one in history has ever had more game, it is physically impossible to eclipse this

deertgirl Me