this has to be a fucking joke.

there's a huge difference between saying "i want to spend time with you" vs. saying "i want to spend time with people like you." the latter is uncomfortably impersonal and lacks warmth and tenderness.

You guys are so wired up from growing up struggling to get your parents’ approval and not fitting in that you can’t even pick up a dumbbell without seeking validation. Work is the only language you drones speak because you’re so accustomed to using it as currency for recognition.

i honestly would pay a subscription to disable youtube shorts and instagram reels.

united airlines basic economy no longer includes a free carry-on bag? you're telling me i need to pay an extra $35 for a carry-on travelling from canada to the USA??