BREAKING: Man accused of killing his daughter's rap*st wins the Republican primary for county sheriff in central Arkansas. Aaron Spencer, who is awaiting his murder trial, received over 53% of the vote in Lonoke County.

this would now literally just be a youtube video I Spent 30 DAYS Only Eating MCDONALD'S

The #Browns are currently grading the essays of all free agents they have spoken to. Hence the delay in announcements

Mike Evans would rather play for NFL Chernobyl, pay 40% more in taxes, and smell homeless shit every day than spend one more season with Todd Bowles.

#Browns OL overhaul: - G Zion Johnson: 3-years, $49.5M - OT Tytus Howard: 3-years, $63M - C/G Elgton Jenkins: 2-years, $24M

Earth review: - Takes 3 years to unlock voice chat - Tutorial takes 18 years - Banned at level 60-80 - Can't respawn - Pay to win - Signing up takes 9 months - Can't choose your own server or username - Good graphics lagging sometimes - Last battle royal 1930-1945, new one soon

Yall disgust me @patriots

Dwight Howard is gone. D-Wade is gone. Duncan is gone. T-Mac is gone. Pierce is gone. Manu is gone. Shaq is gone. Nash is gone. Melo is gone. Kidd is gone. CP3 is gone. Dirk is gone. Ray is gone. Yao is gone. KG is gone. AI is gone. LeBron is averaging 21, 6, & 7 at age 41.

Back Covers Were Always Better Than The Front...

White girls when there are giant angel wings painted on a building:

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras.

Joakim Noah Corey brewer and al horford really turned down being first round picks to run it back at Florida after the first title then they all went in the lottery after going back to back lmao will never see this done again especially in the NIL era

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Jason Heyward has officially retired, but he is NOT eligible for the Hall of Pretty Good due to being above the 38.6 bWAR threshold. Congrats on a very good career!

burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and a drink at Chili's: 2023: $10.99 2024: $10.99 2025: $10.99 2026: $10.99

DTR couldn’t win a UFL starting job lmfao Andrew Berry masterclass

Just finished putting together the LONGEST series I have ever done... The grandfather of MyCareer finally gets the full movie treatment. ⏳👀

I remember playing this map with my cousins in a pure euphoric state

Pls go show this video some love.. yall might not realize how crazy this actually is

Horford Could never Guard me!