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Merry Christmas Eve. I wrote and recorded this song last week.

Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby Merry Christmas Eve you degens

🚨 “NOT A GRIEVING WIDOW” - WOMAN SAYS ERIKA KIRK IS A “PSYCHOPATH” AND CLAIMS TURNING POINT WAS HIJACKED A woman is going viral after unleashing a brutal rant about Erika Kirk, claiming in the video that her behavior following the death of her husband Charlie Kirk doesn’t make

This tweet *really* should have gotten more love. "E.T. foam home"? Come on ...

Merry Christmas friends

>everyone complaining about how trash Stranger Things is and how it ended Me who never watched it ever:

Do you think 2026 will be _____ than 2025? #KingsnakePolls 2021 was fairly optimisic. 2022 slightly less so. 2023 definitely cynical. 2024 even more cynical! 2025 optimistic. (I wonder why?🤔) What about 2026? And why?

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that he's standing with Netanyahu while announcing this

My nieces were trolling me the other night when I said I was writing a song. "Write a song about a... about a... BENCH! hahahahaha" - like that was the funniest thing in the world. Okay, you little trolls. I will! And it'll be a good song! The Bench.

I predict that the next Fallout game will be set in Alaska

Nice to have you back Dan 😄

He’ll just stare into the drain sometimes, fascinated. Seemingly very concerned with how the whole thing works.

Listening to the GoldenEye 007 soundtrack and you forget that it’s made by the same composer who made the Banjo-Kazooie soundtracks until it gets to one spot and you think “Oh yea there he is.”

Coffee is the life of man Coffee, Johnny! O, coffee is the life of man Coffee for my Johnny O! I drink coffee when I can Coffee, Johnny! I drink it out of an old tin can Coffee for my Johnny O!