Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

this video has left such a lasting impact on my psyche.... I think about it often

I just know that "Junk Speeder" is resolving every time.

Even if this wasn't free I would pay literally any price to learn Jewish magic. I feel that in the right hands (mine) I could create a second set of Beastie Boys.

I've befriended one of the 72 year olds at work cause he's been cycling for 40+ years & I just started out, was organizing a group ride with him and he just said this lmao

wife: you better not be hanging out with that vampire who pretends to be drake me: what nah i told u ion hang out wit him anymore drakeula: *voice muffled behind closet door* i need a vun dance

I apologize to Kevin O’Leary and Linda O’Leary for my false statements accusing them of killing two people in a boating accident, falsely accusing them of criminal responsibility, asserting that Mr. O’Leary fled the scene or evaded accountability, and falsely claiming that he

cs callouts are so awesome yeah dude i bet you're smoking long

IDF Attacks Iranian Painting and Releases It as Destroyed Target Iran is using anamorphic paintings on the ground to deceive attacks by the US and Israel. Notice in this video how the supposed helicopter hit is actually just a painting on the asphalt. Russia used the same

This is probably my favorite dudes rock moment on the whole internet. You simply do not pass up an opportunity to buy 44 pounds of ANY kind of cheese for $10.44 cent. You simply cheesemaxx then constipationmogg your friends and family.

If you were a sophomore bumping this in a taco bell drive thru off the 2002 Honda accord speakers you would understand that Young Lean is one of the great artists of the 2010’s.

Future Islands change their lives with a Letterman performance of 'Seasons (Waiting on You)' Just bask in Samuel T. Herring’s incredible movements and impassioned vocals, not to mention the propulsive band around him, 12 years ago today. (📹 via @letterman on IG)

ilya: hey shane: t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi. veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? mes pronoms? québec. français. barbecue. go habs go. bleu pis rose. toi c'est quoi tes pronoms hein? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms. joe biden? ru paul?

They actually did have fake lashes in the- what was that

what do other ppl call mickeys because anytime i go anywhere outside of canada i tell someone to get me a mickey they look at me like im goofy

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first nurse check after top surgery and I gasped and said "but I asked for double Ds!" and they kind of giggled

ever?

you gotta listen to this, it's genuinely amazing youtube.com/watch?v=faBrzV…