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You should have seen the look on everyone’s face when I picked up my order. I love to troll!!!!

New Jersey has the first say in the nation to send a message to Washington that we are not OK with dramatic cuts to Medicaid. That message is sent by voting for Mikie Sherrill to be our next Governor!

Got fired from my gig as a substitute teacher because I conducted unauthorized lockdown drills. I would lock the room down and hide from the children.

I think it’s unfair how the government can test the emergency alert system every month and interrupt the Price Is Right, yet when I test the fire alarms at Target, I’m banned for life.

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My new satire headline.

🚨NEW: Governor Andy Beahear has a 68 percent approval rating according to a new poll of deep-red Kentucky. This comes as speculation mounts that Beshear will run for President in 2028. RETWEET if you stand with Governor Andy Beshear against Trump and the GOP!

Praying for the good people of Texas.

People should not have to eat Papa John’s in the wealthiest country in the world.

Thank you. RIP breitbart.com/health/2025/07…

The tragedy in Texas is heartrending, made even more painful by the number of children lost. Hillary and I are keeping the communities devastated by the flooding in our thoughts, those who lost loved ones in our hearts, and all who are still in danger in our prayers.

Disgusted by people who tell Texans that they brought this disaster onto themselves by voting for Trump. Reminds me of when the Westboro Baptist Church claimed a mass shooting was justified because the state legalized same-sex marriage.

10 years in the Blue & Gold 💙💛 thank you Myles Turner for all the memories on and off the floor.

Life lesson Number 312, never leave an Evan Grollman unattended in the doctors office!

Doctor says I have a sinus infection which will require antibiotics. And I’m not pregnant.

Mikie has got my vote this November!

I second this.

It’s very rare that Bernie Sanders and I agree on the same candidate in the primary but Rebecca Cooke should have been elected last year and I’m proud to support her again. She is also welcome to come onto my podcast The Blue Dog Whisperer.

From Maverick To Coward: The Sad Transition of Jeff Van Drew open.substack.com/pub/evangrollm…

A while back, Trump asked if he looked like Elvis!!! Does anyone see the resemblance?