Midwits think this is about Israel. In reality, this is about China.

Nothing on X will be real for the next 72 hours

Sounds silly but it’s true

Iran is about cutting off China’s oil supply to prevent the invasion of Taiwan Super risky, dangerous, and potentially worth it (depending on the outcome) If you don’t retweet this you and 10 mutuals with have 10 years of bad luck in bed

A much overlooked point: the CIA expect China to move on Taiwan soon, within a year or two The last two US interventions have been incredible, especially for deterrence Logistically, a China that can only rely on Russia, which is seeking negotiations with the West, has far

well, if turkey is the target, we at least know that nuking them wont work

Thought this was Peter Berkman at first (I only ever listen to them on vinyl from polyvinyl)

New York Times obituary for Scott Adams v. obituary for Khamenei One was a racist. The other helped his country.

I have to imagine watching Dave blunts make love to a petite woman would be the closest you could get to watching Jabba the Hut defile Princess Leia

Sinners but instead of vampires it’s people with Tourette’s

Did the THREE F15s even attempt evasive maneuvers before bailing out? Were they not even equipped with flares because they expected no anti air resistance? Something is not adding up here.

I think we should impose heavy taxes on the comedian-podcaster industrial complex.

She’s wearing a glove to keep the gay off her (which he respects fwiw)

New conspiracy theory: iPhone keyboard keeps getting worse to incentivize you to use talk-to-text so they can get enough audio samples to AI your voice for unspecified nefarious purposes.

Coming out of the Criterion Closet. More insufferable than ever. When I speak, it’s in subtitles.

Whatever you think is a big fukcing deal right now bla bla bla, people won’t even be talking about in 6 months, it’ll be like it never happened. Every day there are ten big fukcing deals running concurrently thru the media, all at different t points in their short

Breakfast? Rice and sweetened condensed milk. Lunch? Rice and mustard and chicken scraps, Dawg. Dinner? You're going to bed early.