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Live look at new yorkers who would consider voting for this mouth breather:

You all better watch out on the night I let the "world champions" booze talk

I aspire to one day have the confidence of an affluent white woman who believes she is fluent in Spanish

Currently monitoring the situation at this wedding (the bridesmaids)

How the interns stare at you from afar when they don't know how to approach

RIP New York City. You were a real one 🙏

When she posts "happy one year 🫶" with her mans on ig, but you hit less than 365 days ago

Power ranking alt names for "recruiter" that I've seen on dating apps: 1) Talent Acquisition Specialist (🤯) 2) Recruitment Consultant (Mgmt consultants seethe) 4) Human Capital Staffing (Creative) 3 Executive Search Coordinator (Official af) 5) Head Hunter ("Hunter" hits diffy)

As a short king (5'9 1/4"), I have no issue w/ height filters on dating apps. Sure, height is out of one's control, but it's a real factor in attraction for many. Gotta respect personal preferences. In the same vein, we need weight and bra size filters pls. Net worth too Hinge

Going out in Hamptons this weekend is gonna be a movie fr (The opening scene of Saving Private Ryan)

Hammers are important tools. Any calls to abolish hammers are 💯 impractical. But the obvious misuse of hammers to beat people is inhumane. It needs to called out and brought to an end immediately. Why is it so difficult to acknowledge minimal nuance and use common sense?

Me and the head of HR

Ranking "basic" dating app pics for chicks: Best: 1. Sundress (undefeated) 2. Exiting body of water (typically via ladder) 3. With pet (except horses) Worst: 1. Private Jet (pretentious trash) 2. At Surf Lodge (not that sick) 3. Looking away (do you even know how this works?)

No one tell bro about software companies

Eagles are Super Bowl champions and the Cowboys are tearing at the seams before training camp even starts... I used to pray for times like these 🙏

It's comical how anything an aspiring young person does in relation to housing is "bad": Move into poorer area = "gentrification" = bad Leave poorer area = "flight/filtering/divesting" = bad Avoid poorer area = "segregation" = bad

There's a record numbers of clout demons in st tropez popping bottles and blasting "no broke boys" on their ig stories... And some people think that interest rates are too high?

Gen Z will be the most irreparably damaged generation as the guinea pigs for the drawbacks of modern consumer tech. Tech isn't going away, but at least society will find ways to course correct with the next gens (limit social media use for minors, no phones in school, etc.)