Europe shouldn’t side with America. It shouldn’t side with China. It shouldn’t side with Russia. Europe should side with Europe.

They should make a European-wide competition like Eurovision but for food. Millions would watch and salivate.

We are heading to a very grim place and it’ll be worse than even the pessimists imagine. If you are in a relationship, hold on to it for dear life.

I’m so tired of these idiots. If you hate the European Union so much get the fuck out. No one wants you in it either.

What if, and hear me out… open borders policy but only for hot women.

The paradox of current American foreign policy is that it wants both the European Union gone and individual European states vassalized and obedient to its will. But every step it takes to achieve that makes the case for a more united EU stronger.

Iceland joining the EU is the first step in the rise of the Great European Celestial Empire.

In Russia’a mind, they are at war with Europe. But for some reason, after 4 fucking years, Europe still acts as if this will all blow over when the Ukraine war ends. It won’t. This is just the beginning.

Any European even marginally involved in this is a traitor. Their goal is to destroy and vassalize Europe to foreign puppet masters.

True Europeans stand and will always stand with Ukraine against Russian terrorism.

Orban doesn’t give in to blackmail. Only to large sums of Russian money. In that case there’s nothing he won’t do.

If European farmers spent as much time working as they spend in useless protests, they’d be doing a lot better. I’m all for cutting regulations that harm agricultural profit and productivity, but the Mercosur deal is objectively good for Europe. There’s no reason to complain.

As long as the housing crisis exists in Europe, we shouldn’t be letting in any foreigners, be them rich or poor, American or Indian. This is killing Europe.

The future of Europe greatly depends on having strong, right wing alternatives that are pro-European. Without it, we’ll be at the mercy of corrupt isolationists that are paid for by the enemies of Europe.

Only a united Europe can survive in a fractured world. Without a strong European Union, not even the strongest individual country can remain sovereign.

As if I needed any more reasons to use Claude over SlopGPT, Gemidni, and Grok (that sound you make when vomiting).

Europe has getting out of the house and doing something real with real people instead of staring at a screen all day talking to a slop machine

As always, this is a good moment to be living in Europe. Far from the madness and having nothing to do with it. Just sipping our espresso and enjoying the sun.

This is what peak europeanism looks like. If there is such a thing as heaven, it’s Europe.

Europe will proudly only meet Monday and release vague statements about about monitoring the situation in Iran. And you know what? That’s exactly what Europe should be doing. This isn’t our problem. America made it clear they don’t care about ours. We won’t care about theirs.