Somewhere in this Uganda there’s someone about to make the worst financial decision of their life: stand in the 2026 elections.

if a nigga crashes like this at your place, just know he’s gonna be nowhere to be found before 7am.

You don’t see this by coincidence, it’s your sign: - July is bringing your future. Especially those with pure hearts are blessed. - Tables have turned. It’s your time to celebrate. - That money is yours. - That love is totally yours. Expect commitment, engagement, marriage.

u will be overpaid and underworked

Your boss watching you speak up in a meeting confidently, for the first and last time.

So after a DNA test and all kids are yours what next?

- July brings the right love at the right time. You are also receiving that money. Especially those with pure hearts are receiving major blessings. - Tables have turned. It’s your time to celebrate. Juli is saying that your future has arrived. Follow us to claim this message

second half of the year kicks off Lord, we need that win

second half of the year, Lord, a remontada pls.

I hope you crawl out of the worst depression of you life and get your spark back ⚡️

I raise you Jesus Christ Of Nazareth >>>>>>>>>>>>

Same date, better location, new generation tugenda ku UMA

Uncle was like which Shillingi is this 😅😂😂

E reach bad news now, the video available for my location 😢

HI GUYS! MY NAME IS SHANKCOMICS AND I AM THE GREATEST OF MY GENERATION, I DON’T HAVE PROOFS RIGHT NOW BUT THERE WILL BE A LOT IN THE FUTURE. THANKS YOURS TRULY LIT GANG

There is a very thin line between a simp and a gentleman.

Today my boda guy told me it is very dangerous to overtake in a corner but a few minutes later he made the same mistake and we almost collided into incoming traffic but God spared us. Instead of him apologizing for the error man the guy told me “Ndowoza olaba” 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏿🔥🔥🔥🤝

I’m from Mulago, and let me tell you, no matter how broke you are, get on your knees and thank God you’re not fighting for your life in a hospital bed.

You’re the one who doesn’t want to sleep

If GOD got us, we gone be alright