Nothing repulses me like mediocrity and the acceptance of it.

Straight people, remember, you’re just guests this month. Respect the house.

Giving Kenyan music a chance

We living during some great times man

Can't hate the honesty🤣

Kambua Hujawai miss exit ya Donnie on Outering Rd. Unajipata airport ukibook ticket to Dubai. 😂

Everytime oomf cooks

Her: How did you sleep? Me: Like God during the holocaust

A Good Woman Is Tall

I leave my person for an hour and feel like I'm finna die

Msiweke that surveillance footage pls

'keep your hands off me' yeah you're never seeing me again either in this life or the multiverse

We're now financing event tickets? Last kicks of a dying horse forreal. Take me back to the 2021 Kenyan partying scene pls

Nothing screams healthy relationship better than mutually recognizing that you are crashouts who occasionally take it out on each other but never letting it ruin the relationship

Pork tastes so good gotta thank the aliens for the genetic manipulations they committed.

Dre sosa 👑🤑💫✨ I couldn’t lie to that nigga, I know Haribo gummy’s, them ridges ain’t ridgin like that.

"Strawberries are never sweet" "I've never had a strawberry that tasted sweet" "I don't like strawberries" The strawberry will weigh your soul against a feather and reveal its sweetness in accordance with your purity of heart. Hope this helps.

when i’m meowing at cats that’s the real me

𝒴 I call this shit the frog…. Had an older nigga do this to me and I was spunnnnn 😩

The coolest girl you know is a conglomeration of several cool dudes that she fucked