Sam Fender at Wythenshawe Park today

display for liverpool sorted 👍

They've drawn with the Channel 4 Big Brother studio

Hiring a manager with no knowledge of the league and signing a load of unproven local players hasn't led to us pissing the league?

We need to revive the flogging ciggies on Facebook after a holiday economy. Nobody seems to flog ciggies on Facebook anymore.

Forest after pre-season

Idea for an Aston Villa tifo

Odegaard looks like one of those weirdos who wore shirts like this and took really high contrast photos of people in crap nightclubs. Bad energy.

Sat in some random kitchen at 4am trying to name the Pompey 2008 FA Cup final starting XI

Sometimes I end up hating my own tweets

"To show Avicii I was cool"

'Your fella changed the group chat name to'

Babies looking you dead in the eye whilst having a poo

When the pub has a 'watch live football here' poster advertising games from 2011

When Chesney from Corrie fucks up his straight leg scorpion whilst dressed as Dan Aykroyd in Ghostbusters during movie week