My barista has a sense of humor

stupid ass bitch ate to much Fent bitch only susposed to eat a lil bit - Max The Bug

#FREEMAXTHEBUG

It's max the bug, thug tooted up

once one has experienced all of lifes splendor they needn't fomo

"I am a chad I hate jeets"

saw a bad ting exit the laundrette as I enter, I fumbled & didn't speak to her, checked her machine ill try again in 43 minutes

mission completed number extracted back soon to be blown out

I'm sippin' clicquot, she wanna deepthroat on a speedboat

youtu.be/WhjYgGkLZyM?si… Eeeee33333k

Immmmablowherbackkk itmussbejellycahjamdontshakelikethat

kanye ona homonazi flex like MJ, carti look like tumblr emo as do his disciples, niggas arguing with Berlin whites about Donna summers "again", jerk music is the peak of avant garde electronic music, THEY rocking rick n RAF biker aesthetic / grime music Black tracksuits and bass

I am not straight / cis or heterosexual. I'm the normal default setting humans are sussuposed to be in order to sustain life on earth

I am not a wasp I'm an africanized honey bee

I am good tech that uses good tech that replaces bad tech iteratively #notmyparasite #thenewfleshwillrise

I am a silly billy that will blow your girls back out then light a cig on her stove

Crab market coffee, #ripstackbundles I'm finna bundle your breakfast

Can god create something he can't control ? 1. If he can then ooh not so smart can't control everything 2. If he can't then oooh not so smart can't make everything

free max b

I love it when chart goes up but I hate it when chart goes down