If everyone could stop playing Black Myth: Wukong long enough for me to place it definitively on the Steam Charts, that'd just be swell...

Hopping on Twitter today...

Everyone being really cool and normal about Ghost of Yotei may have gotten to me a little bit... dexerto.com/opinion/the-us…

Thank god Dragon Age: The Veilguard was developed on Frostbite. Now they can shut the hell up about it. Shame about Black Myth: Wukong though. I guess Game Science unwittingly fell prey to that mind virus they keep harping on about.

Can the team at PlayStation not simply wave censer of aromatics in front of the servers, light some candles, speak the appropriate litanies to the Omnissiah and appease the Machine Spirit? I’m trying to review a game here.

Yeah look, been a bit nervous to post this one but I reviewed Dragon Age: The Veilguard too. Would have posted it earlier but I was busy sorting out insurance for the Bugatti that EA bought me for saying nice things about it. dexerto.com/gaming/dragon-…

Apparently even the frames are woke now? Can’t talk about this game without a base level of brain rot infecting the thread. For what it’s worth, back during the previews for Dragon Age: The Veilguard, how smooth the build ran at high settings was a big talking point.

Can America just hurry up and let us know if Donald Trump saw his shadow or however it is they decide these things.

I'm here for Shadow of the Erd-Sweep just so I can write stories about how mad people are.

Beyond stoked to be setting sale on the Azurite. Cheers for having me Disney Lorcana

Luigi once spent 15 months at Firaxis fixing Civilization... Then he spent 15 seconds in New York fixing civilization....

*Inhales aggressively*

Inject this game directly into my veins dexerto.com/gaming/dark-so…