.Abel Tesfaye's song "Blinding Lights" has now surpassed 2 BILLION streams on Spotify. It’s the fastest song in history to hit this mark.

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A Shark grabbing a granny turtle. 😁

So I was on holidays in Nigeria, and I went to a State League game. The centre forward for the home side kept squandering goal scoring opportunities, and when blew away a sitter, an angry fan threw his Prosthetic leg at the centre forward screaming in pidgin "Use this, you idiot"

Atletico Madrid. 🤦

If we didn't know, we would have thought this was a South American team. Possibly a Brazilian or a Colombian one.

What's this Mike?

This people want to exhaust our UCL price money on one player? 😊

Honestly, 🤣🤣

Yo Hypeman. 💪🏿

Come to think of it, Pornography is actually the ETF of having sex with someone, who is physically present.

In the football eras gone by, what nationality do you think Christian Pulisic and Reece James would have been?

Wow! This hero in Farlight 84 can even make you and your squadmates invisible! What an incredible Battle Royale! …ity-mobile.farlight84miraclegames.com/i/dGJFzEGR

I’m now testing @Swisstronik and I love the privacy features of their L1 swisstronik.com

#PAWSMAS COMING! 🐾

Michael Harriot Beef stew is soup made with beef and vegetables. Stew beef is Caribbean where the beef is what’s plated up with some vegetables scooped in, but is a saucy dish instead of a soupy one.

But Gyokeres is average honestly. Haven't you seen him play frequently? Not mentioning that a lot of these top scorers coming out of Portugal in the last few years don't click in Europe top leagues. Falcao must be last one out of Portugal, who clicked in any Europe's top league.

😂 Irish