Transcription of the insane MKW Drum solo from Rainbow Road [Mario Kart DS] Told myself I wouldn't actually attempt this, but I couldn't stop listening to it. The whole song is such a banger. Pray for me

She asked if I was going to do Oasis at karaoke again. I said maybe

YTP themed tiki bar that serves a drink called Pinga Colada

Yo thanks for the info bro!

!!! T'es un gamer toi ! Toi t'es un pro-g@merz. Tu supportes les PC pis les consoles toi ! Veux-tu savoir mes pronoms ? Game/cube. C/R/T. Re/tro/Arch. Vas-y dis-moi tes pronoms ? Re/make ? Ray/tray/cing ?... J'vais prier pour toi

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9 hours? It took me longer than that to beat the game but sure. 9 persons? Debatable. But 9 DOORS? You and I both know there are at LEAST 15. Filthy lying video game

I had a dream last night that the ESRB started putting age ratings on food.

#StevenUniverse

Connections Puzzle #972 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 the fuck lmao

They say Grey Hulk is gonna be in the next Spider-Man movie. I said pal, have you seen the color grading in these Marvel movies? I’m still waiting for them to introduce Green Hulk!

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this is me in another life

Smoking on that shit that made Ford Focus

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

(trying to get a discount) btw I created you to be the perfect warrior but you were one of my failed experiments and I regretted it ever since Taco Bell cashier: (suppressed memories of his training starting to resurface) I forgive you father...

They overturned David v. Goliath

“Acquaintance” is such an important word but it’s so LONG. That’s why “oomf” stole its nachos

oh theyre so fucked 💀