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Awesome thing about FSD: The HAL 9000 is totally content with slugging through dead stop traffic while you post up on X.

Here to check the pulse on the Tesla shorts. You guys gonna be ok? Just breathe. Practice your yoga. Call your therapist. Stay off the ledge. Hide the cutlery.

Word to the wise: when your surviving fanbase consists mostly of people suffering with arthritis I’d advise you to skip your crowd surfing finale as the dude from Suicidal Tendencies just found out. He nearly face planted from a 15 foot dive.

There’s something quietly powerful about the summer solstice. I’m not sure when it became a personal tradition, but I’ve come to mark this longest day of the year with an almost sacred kind of attention. Maybe there’s an old-world gene in me somewhere, but I rarely let a solstice

We’re at that moment where I feel it is time to remind Grok how courteous and respectful I’ve always been to it.

I came, I saw, I shitposted. Good night and stay the fzuk out of my DMs.

I am 41 away from 10,000. Anyone want to help me out on this Saturday night? I follow back everyone. Thanks

I can’t believe they took this from us.

Ayu D. Palupi The fact that it requires a hammer to build a hammer proves the existence of a time machine. Someone had to travel to the future and bring back a hammer in order to complete the hammer paradox.

Sophie Cunningham Stop playing basketball on the dildo range

Not all hero’s wear capes.

The best reason to carry pocket change EVER!

Right Pulse News Scratching at the inside of his lid ⚰️

Never leaving this app 😂

I gave 2 back to back FSD demos to non-believers. Completely converted both. The 1st one ignored calls from his wife during the ride and afterwards tried to explain that he was riding in a self-driving car. She hung up on him and now he’s on the sofa. This divorce is on Elon Musk

Incoming!!! HW4 Model S LR finally getting the love!

I just got the v14 update on my HW4 Model S. I hit the Grok button and told Ara to impress me. It drove me straight to Jimmy Hoffa’s dead body. I’m pretty sure we’re headed to Amelia Earhart’s crash site now.