A shark can swim faster than me. I can run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon against a shark, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Bad governance naye haichagui haibagui! Hauna gari utadrown, uko na gari itabebwa na maji, ukifika home maji imejaa adi ndani! Mido crass akichukua uber mnadrown wote na uber driver wako! Tuchukueni Kura majamaa.

So you watching the NBA for cute dudes?

Any repairs you do, itisha ETIMS. Ukifile returns zako , use those receipts to reduce your tax payable. Tuumie sisi wote.

This guy has done nothing to threaten world peace but somehow he’s tagged a crazy dictator. Meanwhile, the ones who have caused more deaths in history with their bombs are called the leaders of the free world. We live in a simulation where our nothing is real.

For the third straight year I raise this in my oversight role, yet the story repeats. Heavy rains. Flooded streets. Homes destroyed. 23 lives lost. This should PUSH us to seriously rethink how well we prepare for them, but we choose to only react when it gets bad. What makes

To those saying we shouldn’t blame Sakaja because "even Dubai floods," stop it. That is such a pathetic approach. Dubai has 24/7 satellite monitoring, emergency bunkers, and rescue teams that actually show up in minutes. What do we have? A Governor who is completely missing in

Ukitaka kujua elections zimekatibia. Ladies & gentlemen,we are deep in the mud

This statement will singlehandedly cost him the Westlands seat. What a donut.

Definitely this one🙂‍↕️

Not to sound insensitive, but look at that estate name.

Dry Red wine juu ni kufinish, kumerlot!

Men. They used it to control women.

🎶 Cheki ule manzi anavyokam Anavyocheza drum Anavyokata

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In order for me to write poetry that isn't political, I must listen to the birds. And in order to hear the birds, The warplanes must be silent. - Marwan Makhoul

we struggle too much for a life that can end at any time

We lost a friend yesterday, and I keep saying sorry, to us for losing her, but most especially to her for dying so young. I'm so sorry, my friend. Life didn't let you live as long as you'd have wanted, and I'm so sorry. Go well, my friend Kache.

we’re getting that car this year. repost if you believe.

Decisions made when your name is mentioned this week will be favourable to you.