4.40am Awake and wondering where my next deal is coming from #estateagent #property #sales

Round 1: Your 10am is running late, your 11am is going to be early but the tenant's still asleep and the keys you need for a survey are in your colleagues car and they're away for a week - and it's raining and you're hungover.... what do you do??" #estateagent #sales #lettings

"Hear me out, you know how we could show our support for women's rights at the #FIFAWorldCup   ? " Canada Soccer FIFA World Cup #tampon

And with that, we're done. If you are looking to buy, sell, rent or let a property, kindly fuck off until next year #estateagent #sales #lettings #property

HAPPY NEW YEAR SUBJECT TO CONTRACT

Currently working on my own #TransferDeadlineDay deal but instead of 200k pw wages and goal bonuses, its some ratty lounge curtains and an old washing machine. #estateagent #sales #lettings #property

Good evening and welcome to Match Of The Day... #MOTD #Lineker

WILL IT EXCHANGE TODAY?? (30 min Nightmare chain version)

The #emergencyalert is only to be used in 3 situations 1. Severe weather events 2. Imminent nuclear attack 3. Another Stamp Duty holiday #estateagent #property #sales

There is already technology that can help speed up transactions It's called a "telephone" #estateagent #solicitor #property #sales #communication propertyindustryeye.com/new-portal-lau…

Starting to worry this market is going to be harder and more dispiriting than any I have known before. Money most expensive ever, confidence lower and people worse. #estateagent #property #sales #lettings #residential

Anyone been getting Rightmove enquiries with that weird robot voice introduction? #estateagent #sales #lettings #property

#NovakDjokovic enough with the bouncing already #WimbledonFinal #annoying

You think this #HarryKane thing is dragging on.... Try selling a house #estateagent #property #sales

Quick look at the work emails before bed? What could possibly go wrong....#subjecttocontract #estateagent #property #sales

Vendor: just checked my alarm, that was a long viewing?? Agent: oh they hated it but then I spent an hour filming myself dancing in your bedroom propertyindustryeye.com/estate-agents-…

And this is why we have a "No Minotaurs" clause in our tenancy agreements news.sky.com/story/ron-gitt…

The phone hasn't rung once since the #GeneralElection was announced.......uh oh #estateagent #sales #property

I think I've just seen the moment where #RishiSunak finally decided he just doesn't fucking need this......#BattleForNo10

Should have given them interactive gloves to see how many knock on walls, run taps and flush toilets for equally useless information theguardian.com/money/article/…