Listening to "Blinded by the Light."

My poodle jumped up when I was throwing his toy & smacked my wrist with his big ass head. Thanks for the bruises, Archer 👍.

Freestyle Libre 2 sensors for Iris Rockwell. (Iris is my diabetic cat).

Kind of rude of Lady Gaga to not ask me to be in her newest Nurtec ad. Do I actually take Nurtec ODT? No! Do I have chronic migraines? Yes! Also, I work at a pharmacy, so that's like a little bonus.

Honestly, rude as hell of her. How about we remove "Shake it Off"? (I don't know why I care, I'm not attending).

Good 😂.

Yesterday, someone told me my voice sounds like "a character from Bubble Guppies." I'm going to assume this wasn't a compliment.

"You tried to buy some pills." (I'm a pharmacy technician).

I've been on this damn app for half of my life. #MyXAnniversary

🎵 We declared Taylor Swift is the queen of August 🎵

Taylor performed I Did Something Bad, but didn't announce RepTV? Yes, girly, you DID do something bad.

Cosmo & Wanda. Sweet Frog.

And I might be okay, but I'm not fine at all.

Gloria on tonight's episode of Jeopardy! is super cute.

It's officially "Sarah becomes an aunt" month.

Update: I became an aunt today.

No disrespect to the other contestants, but I really wanted to watch Harvey dominate again. I liked him 😕. #Jeopardy

Sheetz responded to my tweet, I have truly made it in life.