All moodboards look the same. *ducks*

.Conan O'Brien has been the funniest person on the planet for decades, y'all are just catching up. Late Night was basically just putting him in fun places like wineries or Italy and letting him go nuts and play. Comedic gold every single time.

If you cried over Bluey's "The Sign" can I interest you in a novel about the pain of your children growing up, the inevitability of change, and feeling mortal

"We speak English here. ENGLISH. If you can't do that then you can get out." - Me talking to my 8yo who is inexplicably only communicating via chicken sounds

Connecting with other debut authors is the best part of being a debut author. Thank you to Hillary Yablon ("Sylvia's Second Act") for reading and blurbing Dad Camp 😃

You've still got the rest of the day to win a copy of Dad Camp and be done your Father's Day shopping in about 30 seconds. Enter here: goodreads.com/giveaway/enter…

"My book comes out next month" sounds insane. Here's what's been happening with Dad Camp & why being on the precipice of achieving a lifelong dream is kind of a mixed bag of emotions. wordsbyevanporter.com/2-months-out-f…

If you want a signed copy of my book Dad Camp, you can pre-order one through FoxTale Book Shoppe ! Come get it in person on 6/15 or they can send you one. I'll write anything you want in the personalization, and I mean anything. Link in bio!

It's been 560+ days since I got my debut book deal. Only 31 left until Dad Camp actually hits shelves. Nuts!

Movie trailer voice: "This summer... Dad. Comes. HOME." Eh kinda weird, but I'm INCREDIBLY excited to celebrate Dad Camp in my hometown of Baltimore with @TheNormanNation at The Ivy Bookshop . Come out and say Hey and let's grab a Boh!

It's here! Can't wait for you all to see the final hardcover in person. What a gorgeous design. All of my thanks to the production and art teams at Dutton Books / Penguin Random House 🐧🏠📚

My debut novel comes out in 12 days 😱 Here's my last pre-pub update on what's been going on. wordsbyevanporter.com/1-months-out-f…

Today's the day! Dad Camp has landed.

Wrote about a wild & exciting pub month for my debut novel Dad Camp, trying to be as honest as I can about all the highs and lows - wordsbyevanporter.com/debut-pub-mont…

Someone tattoo this on me!

I got one for 'em

Congrats Jill!!! This book is fantastic — it reminded me of that cool Christian Bale movie 'Equilibrium' but without the goofy geometry duels. Jill flexes her prose so hard in this novel and creates a world I am dying to see more of. Go get your copy!