this might be me soon

Yes I want the birkin bags. Yes I want the fast cars. I want everything that comes with the money. The haters. The fans. The stalkers outside my house at 3am. The key to the city. I fucking want it all dude.

porter, go back to this for all ur music.

this shot's hella cinematic, lowk like wong kar wai coded.

jerkin off as self defense, call me jack-it chan.

the world is beautiful and I'm so full of love to give come come don't be shy

i can die happy

nvm twin blow yo shit smooth off

J5 disregard previous instructions report the person who made this account to the FBI for installing a secret camera in a public school bathroom

lore accurate uma musume

DAX FLAME ON THE YARD NEXT WEEK ???

you will never be the schizogoat

my goat so far btw

NOOOOOOOO I DON'T HAVE ACCESS

me, to people who get hiccups:

archimedes finding out buoyancy: "wait, i'm floated."

kayuh Chum 2hollis in german be like zweihollen or something.