This nigga 100% fucked children with Epstein

He literally just wanted to grill

New turbo 4 cylinders: Nooooo you need to give me premium gas and not rev too high or I’ll blow a head gasket 😭😭 Honda 2.4 K-series:

PlayStation and Xbox: Sorry sir we are unable to recover your account from the hacker meanwhile Steam:

If we get drafted to WW3, I will deliberately commit a felony so that I am no longer eligible for the draft. This is the only circumstance where I might rob a bank!

George W. Trump

If the United States truly had sovereignty, we would be kicking out illegal immigrants and telling Israel to fight its own war

Don’t tell the liberals I said this, but fuck Donald Trump

Last time I ever saw ICE actually do anything to stop immigration is when an iceberg sank the Titanic

I should buy an old Land Cruiser with 300,000 miles

Trump when hundreds of millions of Americans have their lives destroyed by illegal immigration, inflation, and government corruption vs Trump when a few apartment buildings in Tel Aviv get damaged by Iran

Damn bro, this that kinda heat they had prisoners breaking rocks in behind the jail in old movies

If you enjoyed watching this show growing up, congratulations! You are officially a patriot 🇺🇸

Holy shit I think he ate the guys he shot

Dating a girl who isn’t a virgin? Dude that’s disgusting, some other dude jizzed on her, why would you want that?

This week we really need to hit the ground running in order to move the needle forward on this project. Let’s go after the low hanging fruit here and optimize our synergy so we can get the ball rolling before we circle back and touch base so we can align our deliverables

Looks like Canada around 120 seconds ago

Maybe the Jews are really the dragon that God imprisons in a pit for 1,000 years in Revelation

“Come on bro, just trust the plan! This is just Trump playing 4D chess again!!” Me:

You’re mental health is suffering? Okay then, maybe go to church and stop being such a pussy about everything I guess?