This pandemic has changed EVERYTHING 🤯

How to tell people they should leave: - “What time’s your train?” - “How long does it take you to get home?” - “Gosh, is that the time?” - “It’s so dark” - “Anyway, it’s been lovely to see you” - “What are you doing for the rest of the day?” - “Don’t let me keep you” - “Right!”

This thread 🤣🤣🤣

when asked why you continue to wear a mask, say "I have a pre-existing condition". When asked what, say "Intelligence. I understand how viruses transmit"

“I come as one but stand as ten thousand”

No. That’s not how it’s done. That violence is toxic and your father needs help.

Why do people feel the need to copy everyone on every email about an issue that only two of them need to discuss? Save me .

The kind of people who mistreat and underpay their domestic staff have no place in my life. I have ended friendships over this.

A year ago, a non-academic friend listened to a talk I gave. I thought it went great. My friend disagreed. She said that academics are experts at making interesting stuff boring—and that we should all take a speech class. So I did. And here are 6 most useful things I learned.

When the client says “I like option 1 but also elements of option 2..”

a gentle reminder as the world continues to open up: say “thank you” more to people. (thank you!)

Haai shame you must come Lewis. The minibus taxis here will be the only cars faster than you 🙉🇿🇦

Mexico City. June, 2022. If you're not worried, you're not paying attention.

the secret is a wife. it’s always a wife.

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When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women

I was today years old when I found out that the word nifty is short for magnificent.

“Armageddon” 💀🤣

I’ve read a couple of great books this year and wanted to share some of my favorites so far. What have you been reading this summer?

I’d love to know where his wife thinks he is 🤦🏽‍♀️