Will he also incite a riot when he goes on trial for inciting the January 6 riot, to prove he’s not guilty of inciting riots?

Meth addled cult confuses legal settlement after a HUGE, PUBLIC legal battle, driven by the house GOP, which also went to the Supreme Fucking Court; w an attempt by their fake Jesus to illegally funnel money to a porn star & THEN cover it up, which violates many, y’know, laws.

Kevin McCarthy wants to be Mussolini to Trump’s Hitler. But Kev is actually Jang Song Thaek to Trump’s Kim Jong Un. Look it up. Killer metaphor.

Oh nothing. Just the head of NYC’s Justice Department informing NYC’s law enforcement officers that our legal system, and those serving it, will be protected from the violent threats by the former President of The United States of America, and his unhinged, armed cult.

You tried to hang America's Vice President.

Here we go again. In a historic abuse of power, the flaccid Chief legislator of the US House (held hostage by an unhinged mob), who seems to know exactly fuck-all about how American law actually works, is now openly attacking sovereign local law enforcement. #BackTheBlue tho!

BREAKING: Armed bipolar meth addict from Georgia is tweeting violent threats against the people of NYC. FBI U.S. Department of Justice GA Bureau of Investigation U.S. Attorney SDGA

1. We imprisoned Jefferson Davis after he attempted to overthrow the US government on behalf of slave owners. 2. You are actually comparing the corrupt, amoral, racist, fascist laughingstock of the entire planet… to Nelson motherfucking Mandela? Get off the pipe Joe.

You organized a coup, using dumb, armed, meth-addled cult members, Andy. But please, lecture me again about Third World fascists!

Ok, but…

On one hand, I’m not thrilled at the prospect of these moronic MAGA occultists heading to NYC this week to protect their golden fascist heifer. On the other hand, this ain’t much different from an average Tuesday subway commute, so… I may not even notice.

3 takeaways from this chart: 1. YouTube is gonna win the CTV wars. 2. NO WAY Disney sells Hulu to Comcast. 3. Netflix’s ad tier is still #StrangerThings. Today at 5p I’ll tell you why. eshap.substack.com/p/spring-forwa…

My Yiddish pronouns are Schmendrick/Schmuck.

CTV #STREAMING Share👇. YouTube = 23% @Netflix = 18% BUT: Streaming is now an ad game. Just 0.5% of $NFLX streams are on their ad tier. Compare @Hulu: 1/2 of Netflix. BUT 60% of their streams are PAID w ADS. My entire presentation on this stuff, here: eshap.substack.com/p/spring-forwa…

A special #Arrestmas message from the future indicted President of the Modern Confederacy.

Can we please get an accurate count of just how many Cult members now decrying the potential arrest of a former President for paying illegal campaign funds to a porn star, demanded to #LockHerUp for sending baking recipes on personal email? Thanks.

Note: this is the SAME motherfucker now accusing the Manhattan DA, falsely, of leaking info for political reasons, and demanding accountability.

Arresting people accused of crimes is an abuse of power. Let me abuse my power to try and make it stop.