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Lots of🕺🤓 “🎼wheels on the bus..🎼” 8x4 tractor unit with hub reduc’ complimented by a trusted 3bed4 Goldhofer.. …nice, verly verly niiiice🤪 Now calm down Agrojack ..24plate with tyre shine😁.. No tangin just a hanging

It’s not just me!!!!

You’d be forgiven for thinking I’m sitting on the terrace looking over a sea blessed vista with yachts bobbing about..but no😳… I’m at Formula Premier Truckstop watching Scania’s float over the speed humps🤷🏼‍♂️🤭 Very civilised

Ooooooo yes indeedy👍👍 If you’re of a certain age you know, some how One ‘made it work’ and had the knicker trophy hanging on the rear view mirror 😇🤭 What a stunner!!!

Ahhh harrrr…. Guess who’s got a 2 day up jolly up to the Black Isle and a 1 day bimble back🕺🕺🕺😁 Ooooo yes please 😇 2 van job right up the A9.. that should wake the wobble box brigade up.. “Oooo Derek what’s this coming”😳 “Not now Doris-later🕺” Tune in for pics🤓

I’m hoping this isn’t a noisy park up although to be fair the wheat whiskers will only whisper in the light breeze & the Pheasants shouldn’t be too bad once the sun has set🤷🏼‍♂️😇 Scottish Borders-STUNNING!!! Then to the Black Isle tomorrow🕺

So; today’s exciting load is a Grimme🤪 If you buy your carrots from Tesco there’s a good chance this machine, brushed it before carefully ‘hand’ picking it before conveying it into tractor/trailer then to wash package shop Clever & beast of a machine eh!! And I escorted it🕺🤭

I’ve arrived at the Black Isle… and now, I’m living the van life dream!!! Just look… absolute breath taking beauty! My park up for tonight with just the sound of the gentle sea lapping the shore to lull the long day.

It’s only Thursday and my job packs are in for next week😀🕺 We shall start with a gentle bimble from Deepest Doncaster.. then up the pace with a soapy to Ipswich-then 2 day double trouble BIG lumps out of Sizewell C under 🚔 Escort Tune in for pics🤓

I was sent a sneak preview tease pic..I’m told another one has taken her uniform…😇 Those wheel trims just have to go though..bloody ‘orrible! ..Looks like an Amazon van albeit without the dings🤦🏻‍♂️ Off for lighting..then off to work🕺

It would be rude not to come south via the scenic route would it not?? Me & my lurrrve van enjoying the views of Loch Ness😉… It’s so so stunning up here!

Today Mathew I have the pleasure of Escorting lots of ‘wheels on the 74 plate bus’ to take a brand new shiny shiny, new car smell, plastic on the seat crane into HS2 Birmingham under 🚔 Escort🤭 (Couple of bobs worth all up I’d say🤪)

Hello hello hello….😇

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Whilst it was a little before my time… names such as Christine Keeler, Mandy Rice-Davis & Stephen Ward grabbed the headlines.. ..fast forward 50 odd years; it’s a box of matches and a gagging order🤷🏼‍♂️

Tonight I shall lay my hat amongst the wheat and lavender fields of deepest Suffolk, enjoy the birds as they sing their final song of the day, as the Sun sets during the Darling Buds of May😇 EVG May 25 Uncle Alberts DIOMYX Solutions Good ‘ere innit!🕺😉 Life as an Escort🤷🏼‍♂️🤭

We all like a bit of Sennebogen 650 out of Sizewell C under Police Escort don’t we🤷🏼‍♂️?? South Mimms for a cheeky 45 to recover from all the excitement🤪

2 fried eggs🤭

Today I shall mostly be watching from behind a Rear Steer Stay Clear box of magic🕺 Giz a ‘wave’ if you’re stuck behind me🤭😉

Running bob tail up M5 north… by eck there’s some wobble box muppetry going on🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😳 Towing car totally inadequate for the size of ‘van underpinned with inexperience-roof rack and kids in back with ADHD complimented with a dog hanging out back window at 65mph giving me daggers😀