#HelicopterWhales npr.org/2023/02/09/115…

Powerful. Moving. Spellbinding. A must-read from the amazing thecaitmc. nytimes.com/2023/05/12/sty…

#PapaJohns says pizza is on the way, but the timing feels a little ambitious. Not sure why.

Thanks for coming in. We’ll be in touch.

What’s next? Is NHL going to tell me Donald Trump is a good credit risk?

This is just great. My bracket is already busted. #MarchMadness2024

“You kind of take one for the whole team." A telling and damning answer for why you didn’t stand up for our democracy.

Let freedom write. Let freedom report. Let freedom ring.

Come for the political punches, stay for the apostrophe battle.

To be fair, it’s more likely someone calls his office and says they saw Smallhand.

I really don’t know how I functioned before smart watches.

Why does everything Trump touches turn to E.coli? cnn.com/2024/10/22/hea…

Because, of course, it takes two people to run the Department of Government Efficiency. cnn.com/2024/11/12/pol…

My add to the ads! contrarian.substack.com/p/shhh-you-can…

Shhh, You Can Talk After the Commercials open.substack.com/pub/contrarian…

He (Trump) doesn't seem to have the sort of character that reflects well on the United States," Musk said. businessinsider.com/elon-musk-dona…

The ending of this sounded like the speechwriter thought: “oh crap, I forgot to overwrite a section.”

Shocking! Russia wants more. Why? Not because Zelenskyy doesn’t have the cards, but because ⁦Donald J. Trump⁩ showed his. cnn.com/2025/03/13/eur…

Congratulations to the Assistant to the Regional Manager

How ironic. Trump fired the only person on his security team not on the Signal chat.