Bellingham was robbed. It was his award last year per their criteria.

Ousmane Dembélé Crowned Ballon d’Or 2025 ! 👑

L’Evreux FC 27 célèbre le #BallonDor de l’enfant du club Ousmane Dembélé

Rashford what you got for me brother

Winning UCL. Winning La Liga. Winning WC with England. Big season of G/A. 2026. B E L I E V E. Marcus Rashford ✨

“Ah how can we get our podcast views up? Oh yeah let’s criticise Marcus Rashford” 🤦🏾‍♂️

Tu viens de remporter ton premier Ballon D’or et quand tu rentres chez toi ça te propose un accueil comme ça Nan c’est incroyable

In another life, it was us.

Last years version was the IT nerds celebrating Rodri by typing 87 words per minute in complete silence

Shiny new toy syndrome. This was a £106m monsterclass for most Chelsea fans. It’s taken them same fans 2.5 years to realise he can’t be a DLP because of his behaviour IP, he’s not mobile enough to be a good #8, he’s not a 10. He’s just shit.

I ain’t even heard of an attacking goalkeeper before Coaches around the world need to study this

Álvaro Carreras for Real Madrid in La Liga this season: 🥇 Most touches (553) 🥇 Most passes in the final third (145) 🥇 Most ball recoveries (42) 🥇 Most possession won (26) 🥇 Most passes into the final third (15) 🥇 Most carries into the final third (15) 🥇 Most crosses (6)

They can hear my laugh in Madagascar

He was winding up to the “dollar, dollar”bit again as well. Levels of tragic not seen since Ancient Greece

that blokes never getting a trim

United did a terrible job recruiting for Scamorim

Anderson is better than Rice

Antonyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭😭😭